Tenichi's Oddities

[Jion/Tsunade]

This is the Tenichi's Oddities, where strange objects were sold. Though most of them were of little to no use, some times you may find extremely useful items here. Sells manything ranging from the literal (scrolls, ancient texts) to the very strange (crystal skulls, UFO eggs, Evil God statue, you name it).

The Tenichis also provide special services to those who need it (Not THAT special service, perverts). These services range from baby-sitting to divination to healing.


This is also where the Tenichis resides:


Tenichi An - The mistress of the Tenichi family. Referred to as Obachan. Good with her kitchen utensils whether with the cooking or as weapons of mass destruction (The spatula immediately comes to mind). She was said to be a ninja of great skills but retired when she settled down with her now deceased husband.



Tenichi Kasumi - The oldest daughter of the family. Currently in her mid twenties and have very exotic taste in costumes. Tall and kind of flirty... Have extensive knowledge in the weird and strange. Also said to have a 'third eye' and allows her to peek into one's future. An expert in divination by using cards and crystal balls.



Tenichi Makoto - The second born and the free spirited son of the family. He is in his late teens and the one who usually do the shopping when Jion isn't around. Always cheerful, but is not as 'wild' as his older sister. The store keeper when the others aren't around, and a real charmer to the ladies. Have blonde hair like the rest of the family.



Tenichi Jion - The youngest adopted son of the tenichis. Quiet and can be seen with his older brother when he was around. The healer of the family, and thanks to Obachan gain quite an extensive knowldege in herbal medicine. Usually the one that does the shoppings and cleanings because of his ninja skills. -_-;

Known Items Sold:
Come Come Paradise! (Kukuku...)
Clan Scrolls
The 'Self-Destruct' Bomb (Once used, it will release all the ninja's remaining chakra in a burst of energy. The user will then collapse.)

[Jion/Tsunade]

Jion entered the common room shortly followed by his Onechan. Together, they bowed at the woman behind the desk. They might not be any famous clans, but rules were rules. Rules were not meant to be broken for most of the times.

"Mistress..." Jion said as he bowed. Kasumi remained silent. "I had heard that you had passed the exam... Congratulation." The elderly woman smiled. "You had raised him fine, An." The woman said to another, who was sitting beside her. She merely nodded, showing no signs of emotions.

"As a part of the Tenichi Clan, you knew the Rules. Until you reached Jounin status... remember your name. Tenichi Jion."

He too, remained silent. "Dismissed."

And both of them gave her another bow before retreating out of the room.

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(Note: Baba means Old Lady in a disrespectful way)

"That Baba is as scary as always..." Jion commented as they walked back to their home. It was a custom for Tenichis to pay their respect after a trip out of their clan area, though all other clans were welcomed into theirs. Of course, most would definitely disagree with this idea, but Baba seems to be happy by making this place a thriving residential and commercial district.

"You know her." Kasumi continued. "She is the most superior... We don't really have a chance even if we wanted to fight with her..."

He smirked. "You? Come on... you could see through any attack..."

"I could." And they reached their house as the wind howled. "We're back!" Kasumi yelled as she opened the door and slipped inside. Jion looked at the twilight above him with a smile... Karma.

"Welcome back Onee-chan! Where's Jion-chan... shouldn't he be back with you? OH NO! I knew it! Something must had happened to him!! Where's my medical supplies! I need to get to him in the hospital! OH where's my stuff!" Definitely Makoto Onisan...

And he entered the house...

[Kaguya Yoh]

A poof of appeared in front of Tenichi's Oddities after being informed that his new volume was here he just had to get it. The same sparkle was in his eye as he walked inside looking around the store waiting for someone to greet him so he could ask for his Come Come Paradise.

[Jion/Tsunade]

"Oh! Kakashi-sama!" A blonde woman walked towards the ninja in her exotic arabian-nights costume. "I knew you would come today..." She looked at him with her sparling eyes... "The cards told me so!" She gave him a shy smile as she nodded at him.

"There's no secrets about what you want Ka-ka-shi-sama..." Her face blushed a little. "Ah! What am I thinking?!"

[Kaguya Yoh]

Kakashi turned his head toward the blonde woman his one eye staring at her, "Uhhh... cards right," he said he always thought that was kind of werid. His browed raised in confusion at the last thing she not really getting it, "Yeah I just came for my book and Makoto told me you had it so where is it?" he asked wanting the book

[Jion/Tsunade]

(Kasumi's a weird and fun character to RP, y'know. Especially the part where she plays at your mind... ^_^)

"And yes... I have the newest issue of 'Come Come Paradise'..." And she walked back towards the counter, and took out a small parcel package in pink with love shapes all over it. She blushed as she gave the packet to Kakashi.

"Ah! It's such a sin to think of such things!"

[Kaguya Yoh]

Kakashi widen his eyes at her comment, "How can you say such a thing?" he asked in a shocked voice as he began to rubbed the book on his masked covered cheek, "This is the greatest book there is it has great story great detail," the copy trailed off as he saw a scroll that had the Shioji Clan's symblo on it.

"Wonder how they got this," he thought to himself as he picked up the scroll taking a quick peek see the Shikigami demon that were in the Shioji Clan. Kakashi then turned his head toward Kasumi and asked, "How much for this scroll?"

[Jion/Tsunade]

Kasumi blushed again as Kakashi asked her about the price, but then her merchant senses had taken over. She grinned. "The History of the Shioji... Kakashi-sama... I'll give you a 50% discount on any price you offered me![/i]"

No doubt he was going to do some information hunting with that scroll, then again...

[Kaguya Yoh]

Kakashi rasied a brow as he saw Kasumi bluss it was odd but he wanted to know the price. "Ummm how 'bout free," he said with joking like voice as he awaited an answer.

[Jion/Tsunade]

Kasumi grinned sheepishly. "I could give it to you free... But..." She looked at Kakashi. "I want to see your face without your mask..."

[Kaguya Yoh]

Kakashi gave him a blank stare, "Ah no..." he said bluntly he wasn't going to let anyone see under his mask, "How about 100 yen is that good?"

[Jion/Tsunade]

"In that case. Thank you that will be 500,000 million yen minus the discount." She told Kakashi with a smile. "Just let me see your face... please?" Her eyes glittering.

[Kaguya Yoh]

Kakashi's eye widen, "500,000 million yen?" he said completly shocked, "Ummm yeah isn't there any other way?" he asked he didn't want to show anyone his face.

[Jion/Tsunade]

She giggled in a most unpleasant way, but after a while, she finally returned to herself. "It's alright... I was just kidding. Afterall, you're my *Ka-ka-shi*-Sama, of course you'll get a cheaper price. She gave Kakashi a V-shaped handsign.

"That would be 2,000 Yen, thank you very much. Although I would give it for you free if you would just let me see your face... not to mention a life-time free Come Come Paradise..."

[Jion/Tsunade]

Jion barged into the shop, completely disregard all the Rules that had been instilled to him. Time is of the essence. I'm sure they'll understand... sooner or later. He split into several Kage bunshins and gathered the supply they needed for the mission.

Kasumi merely sighed. "Oy! The gans are in the second drawers!" She yelled at Jion, while he gave her a nod. Godspeed, Jion. She silently prayed. "Now, Ka-ka-shi sama..."

Jion gathered all the supplies, including rations, scrolls, weapons, and other usable and light items such as pills and other things that he might need, and put them into all his little pockets hidden all over his clothing. When he was done, he didn't look any different from before.

"I'll be going!" And with that, all the Kage Bunshins disappeared and Jion rushed out of the shop. "5 minutes left..."