Post by Chouji on Nov 25, 2006 5:10:24 GMT -5
Title: Reasons Why You Aren’t James Bond
Anime/Manga/Book: Naruto
Genre: General/Humor/Romance
Rated: PG-13 ((For foul language and the word…penis…and the name Pussy Galore))
Pairings: Very little Neji/Ten and a mention of Sakura/Lee
Plot: He believes he can become like 007 while the others debate whether it is possible or not.
Words:1104 ((Oh yeah baby!!))
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Two round eyes stared unblinkingly at the giant movie screen in amazement as the film played itself to its very conclusion.
Then as the movie ticked away at its last scene the two eyes were still glued to the giant large screen till the credits rolled into place and began to mention names that nobody frankly nobody cared about.
As the movie ended the two round eyes finally blinked. Once. Twice. Then the pair of eyes blinked a third time.
Before long the pair of round orbs lit up in childish glee as the bowl haired teenager sprung up from his seat causing the popcorn that had been resting on his lap, to topple over to the ground and spill all over the theater’s floor.
“Nice Lee, make a big mess. Hell, if the cleaning guy is to enjoy picking up after you.” Came the snickering comment of the teenage prodigy Hyuuga Neji as he arose from his own seat in a calm stoic manner.
“Ah come on Neji lighten up on Lee. His mess isn’t half as bad as what Gai-sensei’s was” The teenage brunet nodded and spoke gently as she exited theater 9 side by side with the silver orbed teen. “So Lee, what did you think of the movie?” TenTen asked trying to make small talk. She leaned slightly forward clasped her hands behind her back.
Lee twirled around gleefully and glanced at TenTen. “The movie filled me with a penis” He switched to a false British accent before turning away once more and hurrying his footsteps in order to catch up with Maito Gai.
His response, though horrible by an accent, left Neji and TenTen to stare at the green spandex wearing boy in awkward silence.
Neji let his left eye twitch exactly four times before turning to his female teammate and bringing up the question. “Do you think he meant…’appiness….as in happiness with an accent?”
TenTen cleared her throat and closed her dropped jaw before and turned swiftly on her heels to meet Neji in the eye. She gave a slow nod of assurance and spoke up. “Yes, I hope to the lord that is what he meant…”
--
Meanwhile Maito Gai was twirling about and popping beside random people shouting about how grand the movie was at the top of his lungs. His goofy antics brought a scowl both to Neji and TenTen’s face as people began to give them odd looks.
Lee finally at his sensei’s side chirped up with the gleeful squeal “Guess what sensei? I’m gonna be like James Bond!”
Gai looked down at his somewhat mini version with a burning smile. “Yosh to that my youthful pupil!” Gai shouted dramatically as he circled about giving off random disturbing poses. ”I will personally see to it that you become as smooth and as youth ridden as the slick 007. Then you can go and ‘bag’ Sakura-chan!” Gai ranted on loudly as tears began to dramatically streak down his cheeks.
“You would really do that for me Gai-sensei?” Lee asked with a sniffle. “You are the best sensei.” Lee sighed heavily and wiped his round eyes from the tears that had welled up there in a matter of seconds.
“I do…” Confirmed his flamboyant bob headed sensei.
“Gai-sensei…” Lee sniffled loudly and gave off a truly goofy grin.
“LEE-KUN!!” Gai hollered back as he dropped to one knee.
“GAI-SENSEI!!” Lee cried out at full volume as he pranced, or rather skipped, toward his sensei.
“LEE-KUN!!!!” Gai yelled in return in a sickingly soft manner. He threw open his arms.
“GAI-SENSEI!!!” Lee hooted and launched himself into the air at his open armed man.
“LEE-KUN!!!” Gai cried out and caught the boy. Sniffling he brought his seemingly like clone into a hug and the two began to wail in each others arms.
“Oh sensei, soon I’ll be Lee, Rock, Lee” Lee cried happily his voice muffled into his sensei’s jounin jacket.
Neji looked upon the openly elaborate display of affection with clear disgust. “Ech. If Lee ever becomes James Bond then I must have been or must be Pussy Galore.” He scoffed sarcastically and crossed his arms in a huff.
‘You sure look like Pussy Galore’ TenTen thought silently as she eyed the grunting sulking prodigy that was her friend and teammate. “Never knew you were a girl Neji” TenTen giggled softly as she poked fun at him.
“Humph.” Came the usual reply of the stoic Neji as he opened the door for TenTen and him to exit the theater all together dragging the clinging and weeping Gai and Lee behind them.
“You know what TenTen? I have a sudden craving for a dry martini shaken, not stirred” Neji pondered out loud to the brunet before shutting the door as they stepped outside together.
-==
Team Seven stood just outside the snack line staring at the retreating backs of Team Gai with their jaws open. An awkward silence drifted upon the three teenagers and their sensei.
A cough came from Hatake Kakashi as he cleared his throat and broke the utter silence. “Soooo…you guys still want to see the James Bond movie?” Kakashi asked lazily as he glanced back at his paled genin with a slight grin through his mask. The look on their faces, priceless.
“Eeeeewwwww…..that dog brow will never ‘bag’ me!” Haruno Sakura squealed as she clutched her pack of m&m’s to her stilled heart. “Gross” She scoffed completely ignoring her sensei’s question.
“OH. I get it now. So Neji Hyuuga really was a girl this whole time. A girl named Pussy Galore” Naruto noted dimly as a toothy grin spread across his face. “Ahou. So that explains the hair…” He pondered tapping his chin with excitement as if he just solved a puzzle or a mystery.
“Did dog brow just…skip?” Sasuke Uchiha asked as he quickly broke out of angsting just to get a response.
“Yeah…” The other three stated calmly with a carefree shrug as if it was a normal thing. “Haven’t you skipped before?” The three asked leaning forward at the Uchiha.
Sasuke gulped and scowled. “Well of course I have…” He snorted and took a sip of his coke in an attempt to seem cool.
“Dude, Sakura-chan..I told you he was gay.” Naruto snickered pointing at Sasuke. “I have gay-dar…but no…lets not believe Uzumaki when he tells the truth” Naruto whined and wove his arms wildly about ignoring the fact that Sasuke Uchiha had just spat out his soda at the mention of him being gay in disbelief and was now choking and clutching his stomach in pain.
--- The End---
Anime/Manga/Book: Naruto
Genre: General/Humor/Romance
Rated: PG-13 ((For foul language and the word…penis…and the name Pussy Galore))
Pairings: Very little Neji/Ten and a mention of Sakura/Lee
Plot: He believes he can become like 007 while the others debate whether it is possible or not.
Words:1104 ((Oh yeah baby!!))
===
Two round eyes stared unblinkingly at the giant movie screen in amazement as the film played itself to its very conclusion.
Then as the movie ticked away at its last scene the two eyes were still glued to the giant large screen till the credits rolled into place and began to mention names that nobody frankly nobody cared about.
As the movie ended the two round eyes finally blinked. Once. Twice. Then the pair of eyes blinked a third time.
Before long the pair of round orbs lit up in childish glee as the bowl haired teenager sprung up from his seat causing the popcorn that had been resting on his lap, to topple over to the ground and spill all over the theater’s floor.
“Nice Lee, make a big mess. Hell, if the cleaning guy is to enjoy picking up after you.” Came the snickering comment of the teenage prodigy Hyuuga Neji as he arose from his own seat in a calm stoic manner.
“Ah come on Neji lighten up on Lee. His mess isn’t half as bad as what Gai-sensei’s was” The teenage brunet nodded and spoke gently as she exited theater 9 side by side with the silver orbed teen. “So Lee, what did you think of the movie?” TenTen asked trying to make small talk. She leaned slightly forward clasped her hands behind her back.
Lee twirled around gleefully and glanced at TenTen. “The movie filled me with a penis” He switched to a false British accent before turning away once more and hurrying his footsteps in order to catch up with Maito Gai.
His response, though horrible by an accent, left Neji and TenTen to stare at the green spandex wearing boy in awkward silence.
Neji let his left eye twitch exactly four times before turning to his female teammate and bringing up the question. “Do you think he meant…’appiness….as in happiness with an accent?”
TenTen cleared her throat and closed her dropped jaw before and turned swiftly on her heels to meet Neji in the eye. She gave a slow nod of assurance and spoke up. “Yes, I hope to the lord that is what he meant…”
--
Meanwhile Maito Gai was twirling about and popping beside random people shouting about how grand the movie was at the top of his lungs. His goofy antics brought a scowl both to Neji and TenTen’s face as people began to give them odd looks.
Lee finally at his sensei’s side chirped up with the gleeful squeal “Guess what sensei? I’m gonna be like James Bond!”
Gai looked down at his somewhat mini version with a burning smile. “Yosh to that my youthful pupil!” Gai shouted dramatically as he circled about giving off random disturbing poses. ”I will personally see to it that you become as smooth and as youth ridden as the slick 007. Then you can go and ‘bag’ Sakura-chan!” Gai ranted on loudly as tears began to dramatically streak down his cheeks.
“You would really do that for me Gai-sensei?” Lee asked with a sniffle. “You are the best sensei.” Lee sighed heavily and wiped his round eyes from the tears that had welled up there in a matter of seconds.
“I do…” Confirmed his flamboyant bob headed sensei.
“Gai-sensei…” Lee sniffled loudly and gave off a truly goofy grin.
“LEE-KUN!!” Gai hollered back as he dropped to one knee.
“GAI-SENSEI!!” Lee cried out at full volume as he pranced, or rather skipped, toward his sensei.
“LEE-KUN!!!!” Gai yelled in return in a sickingly soft manner. He threw open his arms.
“GAI-SENSEI!!!” Lee hooted and launched himself into the air at his open armed man.
“LEE-KUN!!!” Gai cried out and caught the boy. Sniffling he brought his seemingly like clone into a hug and the two began to wail in each others arms.
“Oh sensei, soon I’ll be Lee, Rock, Lee” Lee cried happily his voice muffled into his sensei’s jounin jacket.
Neji looked upon the openly elaborate display of affection with clear disgust. “Ech. If Lee ever becomes James Bond then I must have been or must be Pussy Galore.” He scoffed sarcastically and crossed his arms in a huff.
‘You sure look like Pussy Galore’ TenTen thought silently as she eyed the grunting sulking prodigy that was her friend and teammate. “Never knew you were a girl Neji” TenTen giggled softly as she poked fun at him.
“Humph.” Came the usual reply of the stoic Neji as he opened the door for TenTen and him to exit the theater all together dragging the clinging and weeping Gai and Lee behind them.
“You know what TenTen? I have a sudden craving for a dry martini shaken, not stirred” Neji pondered out loud to the brunet before shutting the door as they stepped outside together.
-==
Team Seven stood just outside the snack line staring at the retreating backs of Team Gai with their jaws open. An awkward silence drifted upon the three teenagers and their sensei.
A cough came from Hatake Kakashi as he cleared his throat and broke the utter silence. “Soooo…you guys still want to see the James Bond movie?” Kakashi asked lazily as he glanced back at his paled genin with a slight grin through his mask. The look on their faces, priceless.
“Eeeeewwwww…..that dog brow will never ‘bag’ me!” Haruno Sakura squealed as she clutched her pack of m&m’s to her stilled heart. “Gross” She scoffed completely ignoring her sensei’s question.
“OH. I get it now. So Neji Hyuuga really was a girl this whole time. A girl named Pussy Galore” Naruto noted dimly as a toothy grin spread across his face. “Ahou. So that explains the hair…” He pondered tapping his chin with excitement as if he just solved a puzzle or a mystery.
“Did dog brow just…skip?” Sasuke Uchiha asked as he quickly broke out of angsting just to get a response.
“Yeah…” The other three stated calmly with a carefree shrug as if it was a normal thing. “Haven’t you skipped before?” The three asked leaning forward at the Uchiha.
Sasuke gulped and scowled. “Well of course I have…” He snorted and took a sip of his coke in an attempt to seem cool.
“Dude, Sakura-chan..I told you he was gay.” Naruto snickered pointing at Sasuke. “I have gay-dar…but no…lets not believe Uzumaki when he tells the truth” Naruto whined and wove his arms wildly about ignoring the fact that Sasuke Uchiha had just spat out his soda at the mention of him being gay in disbelief and was now choking and clutching his stomach in pain.
--- The End---
