How to annoy...

[Chouji]

How to annoy TenTen:
1. Everytime you see her start singing the Micky Mouse theme
2. Joke about how she would fit better in team 10 for obvious reasons
3. Tell her that her weapons look like toddler toys

How to annoy Neji:
1. Sing Springtime for Hitler to him
2. Tell him you need to gaze into his eyes and predict the future ((Crystal ball))
3. Tell him the conditoner is all out
4. Tell him Hinata need him to go buy pads with wings ((Read it on a fic...))
5. Hit on him and say "Hey sexy lady, whats your sign?"

[Kidate]

How to annoy Kaji (revenge!!)

1) Spray windex on his guitar. (His little sister actually did that. Heh.)
2) Lock him out and stand in the window. Smirk as he slams on the door and repeatedly rings the doorbell
3) Refuse him food
4) Start singing from any band he doesn't like
5) Shout 'Hey, Kaji' at school, and go on a nerd ramble about what he needs to do on the site.

[no one =]]

How to annoy Sasuke

1. tell him that Naruto has gotten stronger then him
2. tell him that he will die before he kills his brother

[william11141]

How to annoy Naruto

1. Tell him that banning Ramen is your way of the Ninja.
2. Tell him to get rid of his whiskers.
3. Trick him into taking a fake exam.
4. Tell him to beat up Hinata to pass the first task.
5. Tell him to walk up to Garra and say, "You whimp" for the Final Task.
6. Have fun watching Garra beat up Naruto, and Hinata cheering Garra on.

[Gekisen]

Hey don't be talking about me SASUKE!!!! One day he will defeate his bro!!! Nobody can annoy me!!

[Chouji]

Puh-lease Itachi can kick Sasuke's ass all around anytime any place

How to annoy Lyra ((Not, you Lyra-chan...your character...)):
1. Take her flute
2. Lick her flute~
3. go into an INTELLEGENT rant
4. Tell her shes an uber emo

How to annoy Itachi:
1. Ask if he wears contacts
2. ask him to tell how many fingers you are holding up
3. Tell him all the black is gone so now the akatsuki is switching to pink fingernail polish
4. Tell him that you just llloooovvvveeee his red cloud decorated dress
5. Ask him i he ever had the urge to hum the jaws theme song to Kisame

[Ino-pig]

How to Annoy a Narutard (cont):
1. Comment on their Mary Sues, and the absurdly high impossibility that their precious 'Sasuke-kun!' would waste even a glance on said fan character.
2. Note that Linkin Park + Hot Topic does not equate a good Naruto fic. EVER.
3. Offer logic when dismissing pairings/theories/etc. etc. Nothing is more infuriating than irrefutable fact! :3
4. Destroy said Narutards when they enter your store while you're working front cashier, call you 'Ino-pig' to your face, and throw their purchase at you while screaming 'Pixie-Stix-No-Jutsu' and giggling like a bunch of hyperactive two year olds, even though said destruction will get you fired, despite doing the world a great favor by getting rid of these pimples on the butt of society.
...NEVER DO THIS PEOPLE. I AM SURPRISED THAT I DID NOT STRANGLE THE LITTLE TWATS.
THROWING PIXIE STIX AT YOUR FRONT CASHIER LADY IS NOT NICE. STOP TRYING TO BE NINJAS IN REAL LIFE.
FOR CHRISTS SAKE, STOP. IT'S PATHETIC AND HUMILIATING TO THE FANBASE.
ALSO, YOUR CASHIER.
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

-heavy breathing-


...>>; Sorry about that.