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Post by Inugami on Sept 30, 2006 19:06:00 GMT -5
"No i'm not a Geisha. Although I have traits to be one."
He sat up slowly and started to ponder to himself. He then stood up and stretched. His back cracked his eyes opened wide and held it. Man he still didn't recover from the fight with Sasuke yet. He fell onto the table looking at them.
" Let's go.. I'm getting sick"
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Post by Gai on Sept 30, 2006 19:08:00 GMT -5
Hearing the wordgo' Riddick jumped up out of his seat said. "good idea." and walked out of the resturant kinda quick. Riddick was glad that was over. He was hoping that he would never have to go in their again.
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:11:44 GMT -5
"Maaaaaaaan........." Tobi got up and reluctantly followed. "What now? I came here on vacation; I have nothing to do. I just wanted to relax, ya know?"
He looked around. "Bad choice of vacation locale. Not exactly much to do here, if you see what I mean." He leapt up onto the roof of the dango shop. "Damn this mist.... I cant see more than ten or twenty yards... I dont see anything interesting to do even from this vantage point." He sighed heavily. Tobi wasnt used to idleness. That's why he began to talk to Inugami in the first place. Now they were getting boring...
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Post by Inugami on Sept 30, 2006 19:13:56 GMT -5
Inugami was the last to walk out and he looked at them all and fell onto his back. This village was so serious and didn't have much fun at all. He wanted to go to The sound Village again.. Or cloud.. Somewhere far away so they all could train and not be disturbed by some idiotic force.
" Oi. Can we get ou of here and go somewhere to train?"
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Post by Gai on Sept 30, 2006 19:15:50 GMT -5
Riddick appered behind inugami and smiled. "Excalty what i had in mind. But first you must learn to see without your eyes. depend on your other senses other than your sight.DO that first then we go somewhere else and train."
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:22:31 GMT -5
"........Are you retarded? Technically, its impossible to see without your eyes. You can sense without them, but dont expect anyone to start 'seeing' without eyes. Duh." Tobi leapt to the ground. "And ya cant just tell him to do something without telling him how to do it! Kid," he continued, turning to Inugami, "what Riddick means is he wants you to sense people, things, traps, with your nose, ears and taste. As a Jinchuuriki, you ought to be able to do it better than humans because of sharing a body with an animal. Even I know that!"
"I say, if you want to train, I'll teach you that powerful technique. Right here, right now." A bunshin suddenly leapt from beneath the ground below Inugami, shoving two fingers from each hand into Inugami's rectum. "Konoha's secret technique; ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" The bunshin screamed as he rammed the fingers into the poor Chuunin's anus.
(Too lazy to find japanese translation for it..... meh)
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Post by Inugami on Sept 30, 2006 19:22:36 GMT -5
Inugami laughed and turned to guy shaking his head. He did contain a 'DOG' demon inside of him. His sense of smell was way more advanced than a normal human. He cracked his knuckles looking at him and yawned.
" I have excellent sense of smell. So I guess I pass that already..huh?"
He looked at him with a toohy smirk and for the first time thanked the Gobi for being inside of him. He then heard what Tobi said and looked at him with a confused look. He was then suprised by the attack and went flying into the air holding his but.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!?"
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:32:27 GMT -5
"The most powerful and secret of Taijutsu techniques. Guaranteed to incapacitate any male by causing extreme penetration to the rectum. Hurts, dont it?" Tobi chuckled gleefully. He was rather proud of this particular technique; it suited his prankster nature perfectly.
"It doesnt work on girls though... and if you're dumb enough to try it on a girl I have but one bit of advice; DONT MISS!" He knew this from personal experience. When he was just getting used to it, he had missed the correct target on a woman. That was the only time he'd come close to losing his mask; the woman had slapped him so hard it cracked. He shuddered as he remembered that particular incident; he'd been attacked by every citizen in the area when the woman screamed 'RAPE!' loudly.
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Post by Gai on Sept 30, 2006 19:33:33 GMT -5
A angry symbol appeared on his head. ( you know when they get ,mad. Them red thingys apper on their forhead.thats what is on his.) ."THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN AND TOBI AGHHHH." Riddick then mad a punch towar's the Real tobi.Swinging the punch at his head.
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:39:11 GMT -5
Tobi easily ducked the blow. "Then what did you mean, oh great teacher? Are you implying that one can see without eyes? If they can, then teach me too; this is something I reaaaaly wanna hear." Tobi looked back at Inugami. "It any better now? It feels like an a ss cramp, but it fades pretty fast."
(GAH! THIS POST IS TOO SHORT!)
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Post by Gai on Sept 30, 2006 19:42:46 GMT -5
Riddick then said. "I want both of you to close your eyes." Riddck then closed his eyes and said. "Im gonig to close mine too. Now try to walk without opeaning your eyes.Watch me first. " Riddick walked forward,then walked around tobi without bumping into him. He then jumped up in midair. did a backflip onto a buildin,still with his eyes closed he said from ontop of the building. "OK now you try to at least walk in a circle around each other without touching eachother."
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Post by Inugami on Sept 30, 2006 19:44:48 GMT -5
Inugami was pratically crying holding his but and looked at Tobi with a pissed look. He took a kunai out his back pouch and wrapped it in a paper bomb. he then threw it swiftly towards Tobi's face and it blew up infront of his eyes. That would temporaily blind anyone. Inugami then moved behind him and put his hands together.
" 1000 YEARS OF PAINS REVENGE!"
He shoved his fingers up but missed and stabbed his back. 'Damn'
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:45:40 GMT -5
"Chakra sense, fool. And you can feel wind disturbances to tell you an object is nearby. That isnt 'seeing'. Seeing is when you can read a sign, or something. What you are doing is sensing. I'm no fool, fool." Tobi lounged against the side of the building. His chakra sense was fine-tuned. He could tell how many fingers someone was holding up without looking, it was so perfect. This seeing without eyes thing was imaginary, and he scoffed at the fool on the roof. See without eyes indeed.
The bunshin that Inugami stabbed disappeared in a splash of water. "Good, kid. Already adapting it. Though it'd have been better to shove the kunai in there instead... but you are learning. Next time, suppress your chakra so I cant sense it though, you might've gotten me there. Even though the aiming was a little off." Tobi patted Inugami on the back from his position behind the boy.
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Post by Inugami on Sept 30, 2006 19:53:04 GMT -5
He crossed his arms till pissed at what he did and smacked his hands away. 'I'll get him back if it's the last thing I do. No one sticks there fingers there and gets away with it.' He kicked the ground still pissed and walked to the side sitting down. He crossed his arms and closed his eyes keeping his chin in that air.
" Baka Baka Baka, Tobi. Such a Baka. hmmph"
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Post by Uzumaki Naruto on Sept 30, 2006 19:55:23 GMT -5
"Come on Inugami. No way to learn a jutsu like experiencing it!" Tobi laughed at his pouting mood. "Your sensei wouldve managed to get away. You were the only one who wouldnt have seen it coming. No meager explanation can do as well as a demonstration, especially with the Thousand Years of Pain. Hey, I know," Tobi said, snapping his fingers. "Kid, what element of chakra are you? Yours, not the Gobi's."
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